The writers of the blog have used up all of their (extremely limited) comedic talent and so in the biggest cop out since the room D7b was built, here's a loom at the messages we've been sent.
Comments rage from pure rage: "WHAT IS MAYA ACHAN DOING WHEN WE ALL KNOW SHE WANTS NEWNHAM" To confusion: "But the question is, why did George Bateman pick Botolph 4a again? Does he just like complaining?" One balloter suggests society captains should also get special rooms,such as Netball. Though I think this should be reserved for proper sports, but someone did suggest Netball: "You've heard of the JCR President's room, well now get ready for the Netball Captain's room. Just a week after announcing the handover of the captaincy of netball, Anna's room has also been taken by her successor." But by far the most intriguing is this sent from Ryan Isabel who wishes to study the ballot from an evolutionary standpoint: "Dear Madam/Sir, I was intrigued to discover upon your blog a likely candidate for investigation into the unusual mechanism of shell evolution in mammals. Your blog represents a microcosm of evolutionary pressure on the human subspecies, homo-studentus. Through the hundreds of thousands of years that this "room ballot" is expected to take, it is my belief that homo-studentus will, in response to a lack of permanent shelter, develop its own shell, to provide much needed shelter whilst it awaits the eventual end of the ballot. I implore you to allow the "room ballot" process to occur at its own pace (at least for the next few hundred years), and not to artificially increase the speed of it, lest we lose a unique chance to study this extraordinary process first-hand. Yours sincerely, Ryan Isabel President - European Society for Evolutionary Biology" I for one think this ballot doesn't evolve but stagnates. It is repeated year upon year and we expect different results, the definition of insanity. Is a better way of analysing the ballot? Literary? Sociology? Mathematics? Maybe. One thing for sure is I don't have the talent to write something along those lines. Do you? Also, Rosemary Little is yet to choose, but you knew that already.
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