Last post from your 2023 room ballot bloggers. Hope we kept you entertained with all the updates. And to those who earned their mention, hope you took it with a brave face. You know what it was? Never that serious x
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You're telling me MS picked Cranmer Road over staying with HN in Benet?! I've got to be honest that's a major shocker...
Sorry. There was one opportunity to use that pun and we took it. AB following AR to Benet next year is just about the cutest show of solidarity betweens the A's that one could've hoped for. They are setting the bar(r) for bromance, that's all I've got to (ram) say.
<3 OH NO. EL and CPF have been separated between Newnham and New Court next year. And to think they got along so well. Tragic. Good luck to the residents of E-Staircase next year. Hopefully they go a little easier on him. Maybe then he will be allowed to walk up the stairs with shoes on and take phone calls in his room...
There was an old house on Newnham Road,
To which a jaded third-year now writes an ode, theshowersdontworkthehobsonthegypexplodethelightsdontworkAndsometimestheresmould Awwwww look at EL following KB to Newnham. Maybe this love affair will blossom. Just like the flowers that he gave her for Valentines Formal when they got married. Oh wait- he didn't give them to her. He's decided to keep them for himself. Cheeky bastard. Even Shrek was more romantic. Disappointing.
Less interested in where SC is choosing to live next year as I am to whether he will get rid of that bright pink dressing gown-
Does he take it off? Does he wash it? Does he actually have a coat? Does he have any dignity? His neighbours in G-staircase next year need to lmk xoxo NL bags a stunner in Newnham 37. This author fondly remembers it from Natural Scientist, Natural Choice JOG’s tenancy in ‘21-‘22. Many a Kopparberg was sunk gazing wistfully across the fishbowl at the room of the Lion King. Hopefully it contains a functional chair by now, as JOG has not yet inhabited a room without breaking one or more of its chairs.
I would, however, caution all those sharing a gyp sink with Mr NL. Rumours abound of his involvement in a piss-up of entirely the wrong kind in an Old House gyp this year. Hopefully that habit won’t make the jump to Newnham. Newnham 31 is a sick room for JG - pretty good band too...
Listen, there was an opportunity and we took it. Let us be. Only KM would pick a HUGEEEEE room - we all know that's where the party is @ and long may it continue. Huge win. Another benefit to having that much space is that anyone who gets too clattered to walk back to Newnham will be fine sleeping- sorry, I mean PASSED OUT on the floor from bin mojitos. It will be especially good for AB if he ends up in Barton. Mans already part of the furniture.
FA count your days babe. How could you leave your spouse like this? Rude. No flowers or rings could keep you tied down :(
CPF the tea towel thief as a clear lead for the worst neighbour. Noisy cunt you know what you did. I'm still waiting for my freddos...
Barton Road as the worst place to live. Is anyone suprised? Who let the dogs out?! Serial offender OD didn't as he returns to Cranmer for the second year. Praying for LM, RB and ARG that those puppies don't get too restless. Keep those socks on :)
Top shagger RC takes on Botolph 11. DM I'd invest in some very good headphones if I were you...
Commiserations to NB on Botolph 7. That rooms going to need more than a year to air out after LJPs done with it.
You don't understand the heartbreak of watching HR move to Y and leaving MS back in Benet. That's rich, how do you feel making that relationship so unstable? Tears. Don't talk to me.
The heart is heavy as JS accepts her fate and moves to T-Street and JO moves abroad...
Good thing T-Street is full of love next door. <3 LP following MR with his tail between his legs - called it mate. The road to love leads to T-Street apparently <3
Sorry to IH because 2/3 of the bloggers have vommed in Botolph 25 xoxo
But its not the worst thing that room has seen... Why is that where everyone wants to be?
Is there anything to see? Doesn't it smell a bit piss-y? What's the tea in T? Congrats to MR for being the piss-taker of college. You're a brave soldier.
Come on MJ, how have you been locked out the system? What a mare. Good luck.
Why, why Y?
The end of free rooms on Y staircase is near, With TM you've nothing to fear , Except many a story about a gap year. It's a sad time for LM when his boyfriend has abandoned him for D7. JH you sket. Where are your loyalties?!
PS. love you VP. |
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