After a LONG 3 days, MOD ends all misery with his pick of B7. Sorry mate someone had to draw the short straw :-/
Thank you to everyone who kept up to date with all our cheeky messages. No matter where you've ended up, it will never be as bad as Barton Road xoxo Good luck and see you next year (or not, most people who move out of Old House never come back anyway LOL). Goodnight.
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IK and TH may have been ripped apart but LB and JS won't let anything come between them. Unbreakable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kqQDCxRCzM Seeing IK and TH be split up has broken me icl. Baddies of S-staircase RIP.
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'nwnhm' this 'nwnhm' that like STFU, stop coping that you didnt apply to nwnhm to begin with Admin: I had a stroke reading this. #7
XT pls hurry up my hair is going grey 👵👵👵👵👵👵👵 Admin: sorry for the late post, but felt that one xoxo #6
Second years showing the first years how to do the ballot - not seen a slower group of people since Judy Murray was on Strictly. Admin: you're funny mate. ONLY ONE NEWNHAM ROOM LEFT EVERYONE PANIC (actually don't, Newnham is dingy and not the party house you expect it to be, sorry)
Why the fuck are people flocking to T-Street??? Are you aware it's falling apart. TBH same.
The only couple we care about living together next year is AS and DS. Meant to be honestly. So sweet to see you setting up camp next to each other.
Looks like LT and CM finally got a set together at long last, have fun on your honeymoon to Newnham! Hope it's not too cheesy...
And once again, the ballot-induced madness transcends into an ethereal peace. Or some shit idk.
Chooses a room and continues to yap? Unprecedented.
If you listen closely, you can hear the faint screams of 1st years despairing at the thought of losing out on the majestic, decadent, beautiful opportunity to live in Newnham House. It would be sad if I cared. Alas...
Awwww look at LE, JS, LB, and MG lining up the corridor @ NH, little cuties <3
Mr Cheesestring himself... stringently holding up the queue? Just one more offence in a long string of misgivings.
Cheesestring. I fear that LQ is unaware of the 100s of people in the ballot who will die of old age before he picks a room. My hair is greying, my patience is wearing thin.
Since you lot want to drag the ballot (snore), let's distract ourselves with the poll results!
We asked... 1. Who is the best roommate? You said... COLLEGE GHOST (boo) Our next question was... 2. Would you rather... (a) No sink; or (b) Pissy sink? You answered... NO SINK (correct answer) Unsurprised to see OB and JB sticking together in Newnham, when can the admins get in on the inner circle??????
AM come get your wife, she's moving to OB at NH27.
The streets are saying IP put a bounty on AZ's head for taking Newnham 35! Deserved if I, as an entirely neutral party, say so.
Will Newnham residents piss in the sink, or sink in the piss? Only time will tell...
Not the purrfect turnout for AZ as all 5 of his shortlisted rooms have been nabbed. Might need JL and DP (the kittens) to run the defence on this one...
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Crazy from LB, as she takes MR's room just one above on the ballot! |
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