Yo dogs so basically I posted like mad all of yesterday morning and early afternoon then someone told me I had two supervisions I'd forgotten about today so I went a bit AWOL and ngl I still haven't slept so these aren't gonna make a huge amount of sense kk right anyway here goes
The consensus that the current second years would try and look indie by bucking tradition and heralding Newnham as not shit has been welcomed in many corners. I myself have made frequent reference to the feeling of separation of uni and home life, the communal social kitchen areas, and the winged angel of death prowling the corridors in the early hours, hoovering to save us from asthma and stealing all of our cutlery to save us from suddent accidental tripping deaths. This is all very well, but it appears to have had the unfortunate side affect of persuading second years actually to live in Newnham. We are at ONE HUNDRED in the ballot and there are still FIVE COLLEGE ROOMS left. Admittedly one of them is the current residence of Emma "Most Likely to Die From and STI[1]" Lubel and would be considered tainted by some, but still the one directly above it is free and moderately unlikely to be haunted by the ghostly shrieks of pleasure, the memory of Emma's magnificent and punctual pulls. X5 gets a lot of rap but is actually kinda sweet and Sam Deutsch made a genuinely excellent gag about the X5 bus in his review. G9 contains the remnants of Curtis Booth's former scalp, but it's no worse than a heavily malting dog and he smells really nice so that'll probably linger [2]. I've never been in F12 but Doris has excellent taste in mathmos so suely excellent taste in rooms?? Come on guys sort it. Although actually a muntjac was spotted on Newnham lawn today so that's pretty exciting. If you know what one of those is. Sounds a bit like a name I got called in secondary school. [1] Halfway Hall awards ceremony, February 2017 [2] This is not a joke Curtis Booth smells really nice. Probably the vaping.
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