With the latest quick flurry of action Newnham House has 25 of its 38 rooms occupied for next year. A few moves may have slipped through the cracks, so let's do a quick round up of the second year real estate next year.
A certain EM has swooped into Newnham 21, and sources have already informed me that her "how to be a bad bitch" list will be the first thing pinned up on a cork board that until recently belonged to Corpus' bad boy WY-F. And when I say bad I mean bad like baaaad. The dude is hot af man. EB has put on a killer outfit, laced up her docs, done her eyeliner and eyeshadow with 6 different colours, and taken centre stage in the fishbowl with Newnham 20. A previous occupant said "I don't know what sort of psychopath would enjoy this much attention". I guess we know now. AP has used her Cambridge computer science education and aggregated the entire database only to land what the reviews label as the "profoundly average" Newnham 19. But it isn't all doom and gloom as at least a little Karma has snuck its way into the ballot! JF lost out on his ticket to Wembley because he had covid, but must feel better now knowing he has a front row seat to the PH show this year as they chose Newnham 22 and 24 respectively. Who would want to watch penalties when you can watch PH score instead?
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