Oh, Newnham 33, you were bound to be an early choice. What a room, a previous occupant labelled you:
"Such a lovely, happy room - warm, full of light, and full of space!" What a surprise that Corpus' brightest TikTok Celeb EC claims Newnham 33 as the freshers sweep into Newnham. This choice has sent shockwaves through blog HQ. EC is lovely, but I wouldn't quite stretch a description of her to 'full of light'. Maybe the room will change EC and she will wear something that isn't black or ripped this year. Perhaps more likely is that EC will change the room and sunlight shall never again reach the walls of Newnham 33, and the lampshade will get a septum piercing. I'm willing to take bets either way on our official PayPal: [email protected]
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eve
17/7/2021 04:31:01 pm
Hahahahhahaha
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