The aforementioned mathematics pundits have been drawing up models over and over, but can seem to find no rhyme or reason in the room-choosing habits of the freshers. Dotted around Newnham, T Street, and all the weird blocks beginning with 'B', in an apparently concerted effort to avoid one another, they remain sparse and widely-spread. Reports claim that the freshers have recently been overcome with a realisation: they are not all one person with too many arms and legs. Perhaps the room choosing pattern has been in reaction to this, a desperate attempt to gain autonomy and break out of their homogenous fresher identity. Second years, maybe it's time to start learning their names.
In D7b news: Fresher Lizzie Merson (known only for being last on the ballot) was seen jovially celebrating the prospect of living in this hovel on popular social networking website, Facebook. Hotly contested, we can only hope for her sake that Jacob Bradley (known for no real reason) doesn't get there first.
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