Our blessèd ballot has picked up some steam, and those sweet sweet Old Court pads are finally being snatched up.
Yet, little do these budding balloters know about the spooky inhabitants of these prized possessions. Resident College historian Spooks McGee has written extensively on the mysterious apparitions who find their home in Oxbridge's oldest court (Mob Quad, Merton can fuck off with its wiki entry "the oldest quadrangle of any Oxford or Cambridge college"#fakenews #GDBO). Dr McGee, in his latest article for The Record or The Letter or whatever they're calling that piece of instant recycling these days, commented that 'Corpus has a history of sinister phantoms that come to haunt finalists, such as Frank Oh of M5, with his persistent calls of "brother", and Keml Oh of P4a with his eerie undertone of "good from you". If I were strolling into a 14th Century pad next year, I'd make sure to watch my back on those long, dark walks to the shower...'
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