I'm sure many people recently wrote a review of their room, well there are some people who take this to an extreme and further. Here are the top 5 longest reviews of rooms in college:
5. Freddie Wright reviewing D8 (2013-14) 768 words Everyone's favourite treasurer discusses the merits of being on the same staircase as James Buxton "Gimme gimme gimme some peace after midnight!" Apparently the storage is ok "for anyone without a large board games collection." 4. Abi Green reviewing D6 (2011-12) 791 words D6 seems to have three for the price of one and even "a small locked filing cabinet (!!!) just in case you ever have a burning desire to lock away your jaffa cakes or something." 3. Tom Duggins reviewing F3 (2011-12) 913 words Tom, as an English student, has a particularly eloquent writing style and it's definitely worth a perusal. He describes problems with noise and a particular solution "Sometimes I like to lean out the window and chant at the bleary eyed merrymakers in an exciting role reversal." Also intriguing is his Saturday morning ritual for the poor Medics waiting for their supervisions "If, again, like me, you like to reserve Saturday mornings for especially ambitious renditions of Marvin Gaye's 'Sexual Healing' then just be aware that there is probably a whole host of bemused listeners on the other side of your acoustically-porous door." 2. Ross Johnstone reviewing M1 (2009-10) 993 words Ross goes into detail about the room, including a comprehensive list of "Issues". His highlights include "Explaining 14th century plumbing to an American couple whilst in a dressing gown. Finding Italian school kids stealing my food. Being on French TV (with Christopher Andrew) etc etc" 1. Fergal McGuinness reviewing P5 (2008-09) 1211 words Fergal takes you on a journey and you'll come out feeling like you've entered another world. I'll just give you a taster "Does the hatch lead outside to where pigeons coo in the mornings before you watch them from your desk as they alight on the windowsills of the six windows, to clear the sinuses of Saleem P5? Is it but a comforting laundry basket hideaway? Does a hatch, mythical or tangible, liberating or captivating, allow a current resident to abdicate responsibility?" You see what I mean?
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