If Krol doesn't win a Pulitzer for his anthology of room reviews I'll eat my hat. He'll make you laugh, he'll make you cry, he'll trigger existential crises abundant! But here are some of the saucier passages to get you through Week 8:
2019 Q2 "One occasionally hears noise from the rooms above and from the R staircase, but it is minimal (though often recognisably suspicious in its lucid and inescapable rhythm) even when it does come. As for the converse, I have felt quite secure whenever drunkenness or more sober impulses set me to mournful and terrible singing." 2018 O5 "Yes, one has the chance to live in the oldest student accommodation in the world, but alas medieval plumbing was fairly rudimentary. As such, you will need to trek outside to go the loo, or for a shower. (My plans to revert to the old tradition of throwing waste out of one's window has, alas, been met with broad disapproval.)" 2017 Benet 27 "I suppose if one were to regularly do the sex - as a mathmo, I am of course thought to be ignorant of such matters, though I think I have a solid theoretical grounding in it - all would be well. I shall endeavour to, ahem, collect some more data and get back to you." Give them a read folks, they are truly fantastic.
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