Roshan Gino Ruprai has often been heralded as a brave man, for a whole host of reasons.
When noone else (apart from Damien wELFare Teague) would step up, he was ready to take the mantle and fight for the honour of first year in the big committee arena. Success not so much hounded him as plagued him and he soon racked up a magnificent porfolio of oh, at least 30% attendance. No-one is quite sure what his name is. I only have one name and people quite often forget that- I'm a pretty nondescript guy. Imagine having such inner fibre that you knew even without your chains and sleek jackets, people will have so much time for you that they'll remember not just one but two names for you in the midst of a busy Freshers' Week. But the tale of fearlessness that will be painted out in the Parker Libraries of 800 years hence will be of when he, flying in the face of literally this year's most biting room review, snatched up Newnham 11; either as some form of macho chest banging tough guy routine, or perhaps more purely motivated as yet another masochistic sacrifice to give his yearmates the life they deserve. Let's do a bit more in-depth analysis- you'll have to forgive any allusions and subtleties within the text that I may miss as a science student: "THIS ROOM IS BEAUTIFUL BUT LEADS TO MENTAL INSTABILITY. DO NOT PICK IT. IT SUCKS." Sometimes when presented with a big chunk of text I skim the intro and move on, but really? This thing starts going downhill on word 5. 23 characters stood impediment to the final reveal of this review's flavour. "I lay awake at night physically shaking" We've all done this the night before three simultaneous deadlines for which you haven't even had time to worry on account of the five more running variously at days, weeks and half-lives late, but poor Sarah was having her life ruined by this room in Week 0 of Michaelmas. Roshan may think he's hard but I just don't think he's got the body fat to weather Newnham's hallowed entrance lobby. "So basically if you're insanely warm blooded, can live on 4 hours sleep and don't like cooking this room is perfect for you. Enjoy!" It all makes sense now. Roshan Gino Ruprai is an insomniac snake. To be fair aren't we all at this place.
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