If you've just tuned in it's time for the next instalment of our acclaimed series 'Weird Fresher Choices', this time entitled: 'Beldam? Really???'
The eagle-eyed amongst you will have noticed that one of Beldam's main charms is its overwhelming similarity to the most soulless of Travelodges, but apparently that laundry room change machine is just too much of a draw for the bright-eyed freshers of Corpus Christi College, Cambridge. Nothing screams 'home' like a panoramic view of the Eagle's bins, apparently. Managing to entrap a fresher with false promises of a welfare chocolate fountain, we asked them what it was about heavy wooden grills blocking out every reasonable hope of natural light that set their hearts aflutter: 'I just thought entombing myself in Beldam's perennially dark corridors was my best chance of never having to hear the phrase 'Pablo Price' ever, ever again'. You heard it here first, stay tuned for more entirely accurate and not made up fre$her go$$ etc.
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