It took Dragos Iordache 4 hours to decide to go onto the reserve list, it took Jiang An Lim until I had ordered and eaten a dominos pizza (was lit tbf) to decide on BELDAM, and now, dear reader, to my utter dismay, George Bateman has decided to choose the same fucking room he had last year, worse still, this room is Botolph 4a, a room described by Bateman himself as a candidate for the worst room in college. His room review includes such delights as "The walls. Dear God, the walls. The walls slope at a frankly frightening angle. You will, at some point, concuss yourself on them." and "you've moved in, you've put two suitcases on the floor, and now there's no floor space left to stand in."
So I think it is fair, at this point in the day, to ask, why? Why are you doing this to yourselves? More importantly, why are you doing this to me? At this point last year I was reclining in the bar with a long island ice tea and a gleeful smile on my naive face. I am exhausted, I am confused, and the only resolution is to look at ballot orders past and remember a time where Botolph was still a festering plague pit and Beldam, a soulless, pine, pity palace. Ah, the good old days.
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