The ballot grinds to a halt as George Ransome, aka 'Rowdy Razz' takes to the stage.
It's a tense moment: his mathmo clan is colonising X staircase as their spiritual home, but to join them George must pay the ultimate price of choosing X5, a room only notable for having more furniture than the 11m squared of floor space actually available to it. Further complications are added by the fact that George had the misfortune to choose X5 last year, and word on the grapevine is that he has hated it even more than poncey southerners and their low alcohol tolerances. However, we could not reach out to George for comment: as far as we can tell he is still trapped between the wardrobe and bookcase jammed into X5, where he disappeared around October 2015 and hasn't been seen since.
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the whiteks
7/3/2016 01:00:19 pm
who writes this shit?
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