You have to go to Newnham, you have no choice. It's a yearly tradition to be forced into small, dark, damp rooms, that you still have to ask Mummy and Daddy to help pay for. Another year of your parents asking when you're going to live in the nice old bit. Another year of questionable marks on shower ceilings and strange smells. But hey, haven't you always wanted a sink in a cupboard? And you get to see squirrels dry humping from your bed.
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Bill Oddee
8/3/2016 02:54:10 pm
Pretty sure there is nothing dry about the squirrel's humping.
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