Presumably content with his military barracks, Sam becomes the latest culprit of this year's chronically slow ballot.
This in spite of clearly being a man who loves the ballot (the blog applauds his instant classic of a room review) - maybe he's toying with whether to remain with the copulating squirrels of Newnham 18. Alternatively, perhaps in the most ambitious crossover since Lachlan organised a bop swap, Mr Dixon is contemplating joining Stein's commune to live the Good Life: 'Newnham 18 is enormous and has the largest array of storage options of almost any room in college; I've been nurturing a family of pigs in my wardrobe since early Michaelmas and the bedder is still none the wiser.'
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This is not a drill, and after viewing rooms ahead of time, you didn't deserve this kitty.
Someone should probably contact Jorik... 2/1 odds that Sam Reynolds snakes an old court palace from under her nose. This girl needs a big room to hold her newly acquired blade.. #justiceforkitty #anoarismoreusefulthanapiano Essays have been abandoned, hairs torn out, friendships destroyed. Tensions are rising!
But just 2 minutes before being timed out Stein has ripped F9 from the jaws of the tories, whose leader has occupied the room for the last two years . Let's hope Stein can do the same with the whole climate crisis, though preferably on a slightly tighter schedule... Rumour has it Old Court is being dug up for a new eco home. Hope those starry starry nights will be enjoyed... at least until some loose mathmos chuck a tree on him
Not a drill, and after being such a good corpuscle and viewed her rooms ahead of time, you don't deserve this kitty.
Someone should probably contact Jorik or another compsci.... How many minutes does it take to pick a room? apparently more than it takes footballers to screw in a lightbulb... Who knows where he was: in a 37 degree gym? running round lamp posts? making a nutritious meal of dry chicken and half a mango? he left us waiting 30 MINUTES and...... he's gone for the creative choice of the room next. door. to his current one. a decision as fresh as that trim..
Literally we are dying of boredom!! The poor organisers of the actual ballot have to stop working and watch this disaster. Rumour has it the thought of a three day ballot was enough to force the computing officer out of his lectures and straight to the pelican to start drinking. You all have it easy, do us all a favour and pick quickly. Think of the poor people at the bottom who have to pick between freshers in bene't and social irrelevance in beldam.
Wait you ask... have they constructed new rooms on D staircase, there weren't 10 rooms before???? How did they get planning permission for that??
No there has been no building, it turns out the half rooms No, everyones least favourite room D7b has been renamed in an attempt to make you think this is a room not the store cupboard it was built to be. You have been warned... A speech impediment or just speechless at the sight of Corpus' answer to Kirstie Allsopp. The lovingly strung bunting, the pinboards adorned with nostalgic theatre play bills, the classic dash of warm-toned fairy lights- Walker? ... more like Werker of that pinterest feed (am i rite?!). His ability to make a hovel a home has seen both his second and third year rooms snapped up by fourth position! an inside source tells us he is currently transforming a bunker into his new abode so as to avoid XR, who suspect him to be the second leading cause of amazon deforestation.
In a victory for the people, the whole of D staircase is up for grabs. With very close proximity to Abba and punch, the Shark Lair (formerly D8) has been snatched back from the freshers allocation with a new, slightly less catchy name of D10. Sadly, in a big loss for the people, the photo of Jaws in situ has been removed. #JCRtransparency #whatajoke #empeachmenttime
You must be because you know better than to hold up the ballot at this early stage. It must be hard not to be able to pick Y6 straight away, but if you pick quickly, then go back to the books, CCFC might be able to keep their favourite pres room anyway.
You still haven't picked... It's taken me less time to to log in to a the computer in the Taylor IT room.
After a shaky start, Y begins to be gobbled up. It's easy to see why, what more could you want than an ensuite, equipped kitchen and the melodic tunes of the bin man waking you up at the weekend. Apparently the view has improved this year for those that are fans of brutalist architecture. A word of warning: the smoke alarm is even more functional than the ovens, make sure you rate your future neighbours cooking skills.
VERY questionable choices being made today. Perhaps its the post cindies hangover haze, perhaps its the water. First choice of the scarce bundle of 14th century rooms, of the delicious rooms over looking king's and trump trump street,,, and all she wants to see is the grey grey facade of the engineering department. perhpas pop over there to get your brain re-wired, henny. Well, all the more old court for me !!!
"The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its room" - Marcus Aurelius ( an actual roman emperor)
The first room reviews have rolled in and Marcus Hick(ey) is quick off the mark to make his mark on this prestigious body of literature. The Natsci proves he's read at least one book and understands the concept of hyperbole. #culturednatsci To top it all off, he gives us an insight into the newest technique to hit the cindies/life smoking area. #mackattack 4 stars* * the room review, not the pulling technique ... The Ballot waits for no one. See you tomorrow at 9am. In the meantime, REVIEW YOUR ROOMS! When you inevitably sleep through your alarms, we'll need some sub par content to keep this show on the road.
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